My swede idea

 I want to swede Kick Ass 2

Props and costume:
For costume we could use cheap capes and baby grows to have superhero outfits and make some masks out of cardboard. We could also use sticks or empty wrapping paper rolls for the weapon Kick Ass carries.

Dialogue:
Mindy: Hit me.
Dave: You're a 15-year-old girl.
[Mindy slaps Dave]
Dave: What the hell?
[Mindy slaps Dave again]
Mindy: Act like a bitch, get slapped like a bitch.
For this piece of dialogue we could use the gym at school, as they are in a gym training Kick Ass
Uncle Ralph: It's okay to have a bit of fun but you can't go hiring a gang of heavy hitters. Javier should've told you.
Chris D'Amico: No, it doesn't matter. Uncle Ralph, I'm going to make Kick-Ass pay for what he did to us.
Uncle Ralph: Chrisy, you need to forget that punk. It's more important that you stay out of this. You're not like me, your dad. You're... special.
Chris D'Amico: You can't tell me what to do anymore. I know who I am now.
Uncle Ralph: Oh yeah, and who's that?
Chris D'Amico: The Motherfucker.
[Uncle Ralph laughs]
Uncle Ralph: You think you're the big bad guy, huh? Let me show you what real evil looks like.
For this piece of dialogue we could be outside someone's house, as they are in the film
[Mindy kisses Dave]
Dave Lizewski: What was that?
Mindy Macready: That was my first kiss. Be nice or I'll rip your ass out through your mouth.
For this piece of dialogue we could be just on the school playground, the setting isn't important here, the dialogue is